Where there are gamblers, there are tales of big wins, and there are woulda, coulda, shoulda stories of near misses. The conversation among a group of players sitting around a casino buffet table brought more than a few retellings of the thrills of victory and the agonies of defeat:
Joan: "It was in Las Vegas, at one of those Fifty Play video poker
machines. I've played a lot of the Triple Play and Five Play Poker, but
I'd never played the Fifty Play, so I thought I'd give it a try. They
had it for pennies, so it took $2.50 per hand.
"After about 10 or 11 hands, I was dealt Ace-King-Queen-Jack of
clubs, along with a 7 of something. I figured that was great. Fifty
chances at a royal flush. OK, a royal only brings you $40 on a penny
machine, but even one would buy a few hands, and there's always the
chance to draw two or three royals, or even more.
"I didn't even get one. A bunch of high pairs, a few flushes and a
couple of straights. I didn't even get my money back. I did OK on the
machine and got to play a while, but never did get my royal."
Tom: "Funny you should bring up Fifty Play. I actually was DEALT a
royal on Fifty Play. Got it 50 times, and it was on a nickel machine, so
it was worth $10,000. What suit? Hearts. Got my picture taken with it
and everything. I don't think I've ever been dealt a royal in the first
five cards before, so I was really lucky it came when I'd get it 50
Wanda: "You guys and your poker. You know I only play the slots. I
think my worst moment came on a nickel Jackpot Party machine. I put in
$20, and my very first play the five green 7s lined up straight across
the bottom. That's a pretty big pay, and I was really excited, but the
machine didn't do anything. I looked at the credit meter, and it was
down five cents. It said I'd only bet one coin, and that only gives you
the center payline.
"The best I can figure is that I hit the repeat bet button, and the
player before me had only been playing one coin on one line. That's a
mistake I'll never make again. I felt just awful. Now whenever I play, I
make sure I hit the button so that I'm playing all the paylines."
John: "We all make mistakes, but the one that stands out for me came
at a blackjack table when I misread the dealer's hand. I had a 9 and a 7
for a hard 16, and the dealer had a 6 face up. I'd misread it as a 9,
so I signaled for a hit. The dealer paused and looked at me, because I'd
been playing straight basic strategy to that point. I signaled for a
hit again and drew a 4. I had a 20, and another player grumbled
something about luck over skill.
"When it came the dealer, she turned up another 6, and it finally hit
me that her first card was a 6, and I'd made a bad play. So now she had
12. The next card was a 9. Of course. She had 21, and she beat me,
along with everyone else. If I hadn't take the hit, she'd have gotten
the 4 for a 16, then the 9 would have busted her and the whole table
would have won.
"One guy was so mad he immediately left the table. Very embarrassing."
Frank: "Do you remember the old Multiple Action Blackjack game? You'd
make three bets. You'd only play one hand, but the dealer would play
out three hands, each one starting with the same face up card. I don't
think I've seen it in years, but I played it quite a lot at the Four
Queens in Vegas for a while.
"One time, I was dealt a blackjack. That feels great, because you
figure you have three winners, right? You're already counting your money
before the dealer plays. Well, the dealer had an Ace face up. He asked
if I wanted insurance, and I refused. So he plays out the hand once,
turns up a King for a blackjack. He moves the Ace for the next hand,
King, blackjack. Moves the Ace for the third hand, 10, blackjack.
Bye-bye winnings. Instead of three wins, I just had three pushes.
"Would you believe, two hands later, I was dealt another blackjack
and the dealer had another Ace? Dealer's first hand, Jack, blackjack.
Second hand, King, blackjack. I said to her, 'Please. Don't do this to
me again.' Third hand, she drew a 6. Finally, I won one. They way things
were going, I was happy to take it."
Jack: "I played that game once. Had a great session. My blackjacks
all won, three times over. Next time I went to Las Vegas, I looked for
it, but it was gone. Easy come, easy go."